Emergency Preparedness

So you’ve got your Red Cross-approved emergency kit. Maybe you’ve even prepared yourself for the apocalypse. Maybe you’ve *even* prepared yourself to transform your dog into a unicorn, should the need arise.

But have you prepared yourself for the inevitable return of the ’80s? At Casa Crain, it’s a big, red check.

TMNT and Silent Service NES cartridges, prepped and ready for emergency '80s usage.

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Upcycle Your Old Floppy Diskettes into Even Older Technology…a Notepad

Final-Object

Final-ObjectIf you used a computer in the ’90s, chances are you used floppy disks to store your files at some point. I recently came across four mystery diskettes and after getting the files off them (which took a trip to the archival team at the University of Texas at Austin Library–ha!) I wasn’t sure what to do with the disks. Were they recyclable? Turns out they were, in and in a really fun way. In fact, I might keep a lookout for other disks in the future to make more of these low-tech notepads.

SuppliesNothing major here for supplies needed! The only thing you would probably need scout would be the book rings, which you can get a 16-pack of at Staples for $3.49; upgrading to colored rings costs an extra two dimes.

    Supplies:

  • 2 3.5″ HD floppy disks (diskettes)
  • Hole punch
  • Paper
  • Book rings (available at office supply stores)

Step-1---Chopping-PaperThe first step is to chop up some paper to 3.5″x3.5″ inch. I used my old school paper guillotine for this, as it seemed fitting to at least put some element of danger into this otherwise sedate craft project.





Step-2---Making-Holes The second step is one that will be familiar to anyone who ever used the write-protect tab on their diskette. This tab enabled the floppy disk to be switched from write-protected to editable and back; for this craft, make sure the tab is in the top position, creating a hole. If you find your diskette is missing this tab or a coordinating hole on the other side (rare but it happens), you will have to resort to drilling a hole. However, I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that most people that are still rockin’ diskettes are rockin’ a set of them to choose from. Or at least they will be able to find a drill somewhere in their hoardings.

Next, you’ll want to make a template for the holes for the paper. I did this quickly by pushing the sharp end of an open book ring into a piece of paper through each of the diskette’s holes. I then hole punched the same piece of paper, careful to make sure that I used the marks I had made as the outside edge of the hole-punched holes, not the center–otherwise, your hole punches will be too close to the edge of the paper.

Now, the more-boring part. Once I had this template, I used it to punch the rest of the papers. Tip: if you find it hard to line up your new hole-punched holes with the template, turn the hole puncher over in your hand; that will allow you to line it up more precisely with the actual punching die. Go nuts and make as many papers here as you want to shove into your notepad (extras can be refills for later).






Step-5---Decorate-as-NeededFinal step: assemble and decorate as needed! You can put the disks facing in or out, decorate them with stickers (as my five-and-a-half year-old retro-nerd in training son has done here) or generally bling them out as you see fit. Then, rock them at the local hackerspace to take notes, or use them ironically with a fountain pen while sitting in SxSWi panels next spring. May the force be with you.

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960 Saturdays

Photo of Benjamin by Sasha Haagensen Photography

There I was, quasi-yawning through a parenting magazine the other night a few minutes before midnight, and the words seared in my brain. “You will only have 960 Saturdays with a newborn until they go off to college.” Only 960 Saturdays? Could it possibly be true?

Well, my darling Benjamin is already five. That means more than 260 of our Saturdays have been already spent, and although I regret nothing so far, it’s hard to swallow that there’s so few left until he’s out in the world, living his own life. I’m proud of him and look forward to him becoming an adult, naturally. Just not anytime soon.

So, I started thinking. We’ve got somewhere between 600-700 more Saturdays to spend together. That’s a lot, but it’s not infinite. It put things in perspective for me in a concrete way I had not pondered before.

I hope you spend your weekend well this weekend. As for me, it’s going to seem pretty poignant from now on. And a lot more special.

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Things That Make Me Happy: Pain Au Chocolat

Or, “croissants with a bunch of yummy chocolate in the middle” if you prefer. Either way…heaven! Thankfully, they are becoming more common here in the States. Don’t be afraid to buy one, even if it’s from a chain store and not a cute bakery somewhere.  A “not so hot” pain au chocolat” is still miles better than just about anything else.

My all-time favorite snack. It's got all it all.

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Things That Make Me Happy: Panning for Gold on the NYC Streets

Think I could shake this up from the sidewalks of Tarrytown?

This video makes me want to get out there and pan myself! Which is bat-guano level crazy, most likely. But what an interesting story! A big thanks to my main squeeze, Nick, for sharing.

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Parody Song Lyrics: You’ve Got a Frenemy

So, here’s a confession. I love pretending I’m Weird Al. I love singing, and almost as much, I love purposefully butchering songs. Here’s one I came up with in the car with Nick. Don’t take it personally…it’s not about you….it’s about someone else. I pinky swear. Ahem.

Sung to the tune of Randy Newman’s, “You’ve Got a Friend in Me” from Toy Story

You’ve got a frenemy
You’ve got a frenemy

Now the girls sing...

When the road looks
Rough ahead
And you’re miles and miles
From your nice warm bed
Just remember what your old pal said
Boy, you’ve got a frenemy

You’ve got a frenemy
You’ve got a frenemy
You’ve got a frenemy

If you’ve got troubles, I’ll talk about you
There isn’t much that I’d actually do for you
We act friendly but compete hardcore, too,
You’ve got a frenemy
You’ve got a frenemy

Some other folks might be
A little bit nicer than I am
Sweeter and more friendly too
Maybe
But none of them will ever make you
Connive like I do
It’s me vs. you
But as the years go by
Our faux-friendship will never die

You’re gonna see
It’s our destiny

You’ve got a frenemy
You’ve got a frenemy
You’ve got a frenemy

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Lil’ Roni: Fuzzy Gangsta Cover Star

Okay, if you EVER wondered…which city has the most adorable pets magazine?…you may now rest your weary grey cells. It’s Tulsa, OK.

What is it that makes it the most adorable? Is it that the photographer actually captured what appears to be a smile on the strawberry-gnawing cutie’s little guinea lips? Or, the fact that Ronnie is looking into the camera, as if he knew it was his moment to shine? Or, is it the fact that they even named the Guinea Pig Lil’ Roni (as if he were a tiny thug) in the first place?

Or, is it the fact that I immediately pictured a guinea-pig version of the Lonely Island’s “Ronnie and Clyde”…featuring Rihanna, with Lil’ Ronnie at her side, as they rob a bank? Couldn’t hurt. And would be even more funny that it already is. I mean, Andy Sandberg is great…but he’s no Lil’ Roni.

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What Facebook Thinks of Google+…

Mysteriously, I couldn’t post Google+ to my Facebook wall the day I read the announcement. Coincidence? Only the Wall knows…

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Just for Fun Friday: Vintage Confections

I just had to give a shout out to a fellow confectioner on Etsy…I haven’t ordered any of these (yet!) but I love the great shapes and flavors they are offering.

It’s hard to know what to try first…sea salted caramels? Mustache-shaped lollipops (yes, you read that right)? Perhaps some beautiful robin’s-egg-blue lollis? Mmmm.

Check out their shop on Etsy and share anything you buy with me. ;)

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Just for Fun Friday: Like/Dislike Stamps

Make it clear why you left the random article or message on your colleague’s work desk (or just use them for easy notation on staff meeting agendas) with these fun stamps. And, with the “dislike” button, you get twice the functionality (with paper and ink) over Facebook’s own features. Just when are they going to provide a dislike button, anyways? Or, as my friend Kris suggested, a “Meh.” button…

Check out the stamps on Amazon.

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