31 Oct
2011
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Parody Song Lyrics: You’ve Got a Frenemy

So, here’s a confession. I love pretending I’m Weird Al. I love singing, and almost as much, I love purposefully butchering songs. Here’s one I came up with in the car with Nick. Don’t take it personally…it’s not about you….it’s about someone else. I pinky swear. Ahem.

Sung to the tune of Randy Newman’s, “You’ve Got a Friend in Me” from Toy Story

You’ve got a frenemy
You’ve got a frenemy

Now the girls sing...

When the road looks
Rough ahead
And you’re miles and miles
From your nice warm bed
Just remember what your old pal said
Boy, you’ve got a frenemy

You’ve got a frenemy
You’ve got a frenemy
You’ve got a frenemy

If you’ve got troubles, I’ll talk about you
There isn’t much that I’d actually do for you
We act friendly but compete hardcore, too,
You’ve got a frenemy
You’ve got a frenemy

Some other folks might be
A little bit nicer than I am
Sweeter and more friendly too
Maybe
But none of them will ever make you
Connive like I do
It’s me vs. you
But as the years go by
Our faux-friendship will never die

You’re gonna see
It’s our destiny

You’ve got a frenemy
You’ve got a frenemy
You’ve got a frenemy

So, what do you think?